Easter has its rabbit, Groundhog Day its woodchuck and Valentine’s Day its . . . aardvark.

The scene in a candy store the day before Valentine’s Day is as crazy as, well, the scene on Valentine’s Day.

Last-minute shoppers — we’re not naming names here, but if you’re a guy, we’re talking to you, buddy — rush in and grab the heart-shaped box closest to the door.

Everybody knows that February 14, Valentine’s Day, is associated with affairs of the heart.
But, do you know why, or did you know there were several early Christian martyrs named Valentine who are associated with the holiday?